《起来闩上门》是幽默民谣的典范。它以幽默的口吻讲述了一个轻快的故事，展现了老百姓简单的生活和单纯的玩笑。
快到圣马丁节①了，然后就是一段快乐的时光，这个时候我们的主妇开始做布丁，她在平锅里煮啊煮。
南风北风吹得这么冷，吹进了屋里来；我们的户主对主妇说：“出去闩上门。”
“我手里忙着活呢，丈夫，你也看到了；如果这门一个世纪没人闩，也不该我来闩。”
他们俩之间做起了约定，这个约定严格可靠，那就是谁先说话，谁就起来闩门。
然后来了两个男人，在午夜12点，他们没看到房屋也没看到庄园，没看到煤块也没看到烛光。
“喂，这座房子是有钱人的呢，还是穷人的？”但是夫妻俩因为闩门的缘故，谁也没说一个字。
那两个人就吃起布丁来，先是白的，然后是黑的；尽管主妇在心里想了很多，然而她没说一个字。
接着其中一个男人对另一个说：“喂，伙计，你拿我的刀，把这老头的胡子剃了；我要去吻他的妻子。”
“但是这里没有水，我们怎么剃呀？”“你为什么不拿布丁汤当剃胡子的水，汤就在平锅里煮着呢？”
哦，这时候我们的户主跳起来了，怒不可遏：“是你们要在我眼前吻我的妻子，还要用布丁汤来烫我吗？”
这时我们的主妇也跳起来，在地上蹦了三下：“丈夫，你先说话了，起来闩上门。”
注释：
①圣马丁节在11月11日。
原诗
Get Up and Bar the Door
It fell about the Martinmas time,
And a gay time it was then,
When our goodwife got puddings to make,
And she's boild them in the pan.
The wind sae① cauld② blew south and north,
And blew into the floor;
Quoth our goodman to our goodwife,
"Gae③ out and bar the door."
"My hand is in my hussyfskap④,
Goodman, as ye may see;
An it shoud nae be barrd this hundred year,
It's no be barrd for me."
They made a paction⑤ tween them twa,
They made it firm and sure,
That the first word whaeer⑥ shoud speak,
Shoud rise and bar the door.
Then by there came two gentlemen,
At twelve O clock at night,
And they could neither see house nor hall,
Nor coal nor candle-light.
"Now whether is this a rich man's house,
Or whether is it a poor?"
But neer a word wad⑦ ane o them⑧ speak,
For barring of the door.
And first they ate the white puddings,
And then they ate the black;
Tho muckle⑨ thought the goodwife to hersel,
Yet neer a word she spake.
Then said the one unto the other,
"Here, man, tak ye my knife;
Do ye tak aff the auld man's beard,
And I'll kiss the goodwife."
"But there's nae water in the house,
And what shall we do than?"
"What ails ye at the pudding-broo⑩,
That boils into the pan?"
O up then started our goodman,
An angry man was he:
"Will ye kiss my wife before my een,
And scad⑾ me wi pudding-bree?"
Then up and started our goodwife,
Gied⑿ three skips on the floor:
"Goodman, you've spoken the foremost word,
Get up and bar the door."
Notes
①sae: so.
②cauld: cold.
③Gae: go.
④hussyfskap: housewifery.
⑤paction: pact.
⑥whaeer: whoever.
⑦wad: would.
⑧ane o them: one of them.
⑨muckle: much.
⑩What ails ye at the pudding-broo: "why don't you use the pudding-broth?"
⑾scad: scald.
⑿Gied: gave.
译者的话：原作是诗，我的译文则不是，这原于我有限的能力。希望大家把我翻译的东西只当作一个好玩的故事来看。
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