Wednesday 17th June 200910:42British Minions Resistance hasn't been able 2 find me because they don't have Syrian visas. （from web）英国的那些抵抗Minions的组织们没法找到我,因为他们没有叙利亚的签证。 10:45AhmadiNejad asked me to come to Tehran to help stamp out the secular humanist uprising, but my liberators didn't bring money for airfare. （from web）我的伊朗总统朋友内贾德先生打电话来叫我到首都德黑兰去帮助彻底清除非宗教的人道主义起义.但是我的解救者并没有足够的钱去付飞机票。 11:27And i didn't have the heart to tell my old friend, Ahmadinejad, that he was an evil, fascist (in the bad se……