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We didn't know whether to laugh or to cry when we saw this one — a shirtless white guy with a picture of Mao Zedong in the background singing patriotic songs such as “My China Heart"《我的中国心》, "Without the Communist Party, there is no New China"《没有共产党就没有新中国》and "Oriental Red"《东方红》which can be best described as a love song to Chairman Mao. He looks like he's got a chest that would make the ladies swoon and the guys jealous, but apart from that — boy, does he make our hair stair on end!

Apparently, he even has a blog on Yahoo China which states that he's 25 years old and in New York. Having put up his videos on all your major Chinese video-sharing sites, Youku, Tudou and what have you, he's even received fan mail, so here are the answers to his three most frequently asked questions, posted on his blog [Translation by Shanghaiist]:

1. Why are you not wearing your clothes? You foreign monkey, you're insulting our country!
I don't want to insult China. I am just a humble proletariat that can't even afford clothes. Serious communists know that clothes aren't the most important, it's ideas!

2. What is your objective?
I want to celebrate the success of the communist party, I want peace.

3. Your Chinese ain't good enough, dude.
Yes, I learnt it myself. If any comrade is willing, you are most welcome to help correct me. I have not been to mainland China, but once I'm there, I am confident I will improve. Hopefully I will have an opportunity to go there next year.

1。《唱歌时你怎么不穿衣服？你外猴子，侮辱我们的国家！！〉
我并不愿意侮辱中国。我人这个无产阶级 连衣服都没有。认真共产主义者说，不是衣服而是思想 是最重要的！

2。《你有什么目的?>
我要庆祝共产党的成功
我要和平

3。《你的中文不够好〉
对阿。因为是自己学的。如果同志们愿意，你们可以帮我改过来
我还没去过中国大陆。如果我去的话，我肯定改良。希望明年有机会去中国