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I translated with all my best. It is so true and so tear-down funny.

我们这一代
Our Generation
当我们读小学的时候，读大学不要钱；
When we read primary, free for college;
当我们读大学的时候，读小学不要钱；
When we are in college, free for primary;
我们还没能工作的时候，工作也是分配的；
When we were not in work, job is distributed by goverment;
我们可以工作的时候，撞得头破血流才勉强找份饿不死人的工作做；
When we are in work, we bleed in the head to find a job to feed our hungry;
当我们不能挣钱的时候，房子是分配的；
When we coundn't make money, house is distributed by government;
当我们能挣钱的时候，却发现房子已经买不起了；
when we can make money, find out the house that we can't afford it any more.
当我们没有进入股市的时候,傻瓜都在赚钱；
when we were out of stock market, the fools were making huge money.
当我们兴冲冲地闯进去的时候,才发现自己成了傻瓜；
when we rush into it, find out that we become the fools.
当我们不到结婚的年龄的时候骑单车就能娶媳妇；
When we are far ahead of the age to marrage, you get married even you are still riding your bike.
当我们到了结婚年龄的时候没有洋房汽车娶不了媳妇；
When we get to the age to marrage, you can't get a wife without car and house.
当我们没找对象的时候，姑娘们是讲心的；
When we didn't date out, the girls were by hearts;
当我们找对象的时候，姑娘们是讲金的；
When we are dating out, the girls are by cash.
当我们没找工作的时候，小学生也能当领导的；
When we didn't find jobs, the primary students can be leaders.
当我们找工作的时候，大学生也只能洗厕所的；
When are finding jobs, undergraduates could only washing the toilets.
当我们没生娃的时候，别人是可以生一串的；
when we couldn't be to have children, others can have a dozen;
当我们要生娃的时候，谁都不许生多个的。
When we now want to have children, no one can have more than one.
我们这一代到底招谁惹谁了？
Who in the world do our generation piss off?