杀他个干干净净

108： Nana Dies Twice

Chandler被别人认为是同性恋。

Chandler: So, uh... what do you think it is about me?
Chandler: 你为什么觉得我是？

Shelley: I dunno, uh... you just have a-a...
Shelley: 不知道，你只是有一种...

Chandler: ...Quality, right, great.
Chandler: ...调调，对了，好极了。

Shelley: Y'know, it's a shame, because you and Lowell would've made a great couple.
Shelley: 哎，真是可惜了，本来你和Lowell可以是很好的一对。

Chandler: Lowell? Financial Services' Lowell, that's who you saw me with?
Chandler: Lowell? 金融服务部的Lowell，你认为我跟他在一起？

Shelley: What? He's cute!
Shelley: 怎么了？他很帅啊！

Chandler: Well, yeah... 's'no Brian in Payroll.
Chandler: 嗯，管钱的那个Brian怎么样？

Shelley: Is Brian...?
Shelley: Brian难道是...？

Chandler: No! Uh, I d'know! The point is, if you were gonna set me up with someone, I'd like to think you'd set me up with someone like him.
Chandler: 不，我不太清楚。关键是，如果你想把我和别人配成一对的话，我希望你会把我和像他这样的人配成一对。

Shelley: Well, I think Brian's a little out of your league.
Shelley: 哦，我觉得你有点配不上Brian。

Chandler: Excuse me? You don't think I could get a Brian? Because I could get a Brian. Believe you me. ...I'm really not.
Chandler: 你说什么？你认为我得不到Brian？我当然可以得到他，你相信我...我真还是得不到他。