幕布下的小丑

啊啊，那都什么时候的事了在这边消息一点不灵通ESPN只播F1和MBL仅剩的渠道就只有官网……然而就算是官网也总可以让你一惊一咋囧囧囧

当我还在担心兔兔下赛季的前途时，兔兔已经进了在RM的第二球
当我还在怀疑RM这个夏天好象没怎么烧钱时，他们已经花了1.2亿欧元
当我坚信官网球员名单上的“Robben”绝对是玩笑是同名时，点进去的资料的存在简直就是为了嘲笑我的天真

Arjen Robben
Place of birth
Bedum, Países bajos
Date of birth:
23/1/1984
Weight:
75 kg
Height:
180 cms
Nationality:Netherland

TUT……Robben同学，穆叔他终究是肯放你走了么
话说RM又要你来干什么啦左路已经很拥挤了吧Captain是不再混左前卫了毕竟Captain还是打影子前锋最有感觉巴里男孩也暂时回家（？）了可是左路的人手RM还是太富余了嘛Robinho一时半会并不会从主力名单中彻下而且他也是RM中最有天赋及前途的孩子Robben同学你来又是想继续板凳生涯么（讲什么不吉利的话啊你！）

然后又一个吓到我的名字，不过由于已经承受过Robben同学的打击，这名字的出现还算有理可循（←虽然Robben冬天过后就一直吵着要走但我想穆叔不会轻易放人……话说转会市场真的有道理可循么？）

Gabriel Iván Heinze (死啦什么破输入法呀打不出西班牙文啦）   
Place of birth
Crespo, Entre Ríos (Argentina)
Date of birth:
19/04/1978
Weight:
72 kg
Height:
178 cms
Nationality:Argentina

啧啧，爵爷他为了年轻化政策终于痛下杀手了啧啧（什么词啊你这）

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新来的
Soldado那叫[回来]，不算数！

Christoph Metzelder
恩一早就说要来的，自由转会。对潜水艇是第一次上场，表现不错，可惜转身慢。

PePe
被寄予厚望，在之前的俱乐部表现很好就连我这葡萄牙联赛白痴都听过他的大名

Royston Ricky Drenthe
名字很熟……具体成就不清楚

Javier Balboa
居然是RM青年队培养出来的。

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孩子啊看见你我已经无憾了TTUTT

Sneijder
可爱到家的小鬼，好象也是RM今夏最大的手笔，2700万欧元的身价
说实话我之前并没有听说过他……评论家对这桩转会也一致持轻蔑态度可是！两场比赛三粒进球（两粒对Villarreal)啊啊啊啊啊！赛季到现在也就打了两场而已他还是个新人啊RM还没磨合成型之际已经是这个成绩了我不敢去想象以后的成就了啊啊啊啊啊孩子你太有爱了我已经没有其他要求了光这个处子成绩我已经激动得老泪纵横了Fantastic,Excellent之类的词语你们随便用啦在形容这孩子的问题上我不会再担忧官网太嚣张了反而是担心不够嚣张=U=用吧用吧反正现在怎样嚣张的词放在Sneijder身上都不过分啦>///////////////////<

Javier Saviola
兔兔TTUTT
虽然兔兔夏季那个不知道什么杯表现很好连续两场比赛有进球可是我觉得兔兔你尽管逃离了BCF还是又跳进了另一个叫RM的火坑啊啊啊啊啊就是因为我太喜欢RM了所以对你们的怪脾气摸得一清二楚啦锋线人满为患了呀RM你们就是不在锋线上烧钱毁人就不痛快不是TTUTT前锋的数量已经不是一只手数得过来了囤积超一流射手是RM历来的怪癖么还是收着兔兔就等着对上MESSI啊你们就舍得让兔兔一年上两场啊TT皿TT
……无论RM还是兔兔我都太喜欢了所以本能的不希望兔兔来RM（一两个月前兔兔才在访谈里说[不希望去RM]的囧囧囧转会市场根本没有道理啊啊啊啊）……不过既然来了……我不想为了兔兔诅咒其他前锋受伤但是RM你们好歹给人家上场机会啊啊啊

Granero
我已经没什么可说的了TTUTT已经激动到词穷了TTUTT多少年才见一个青年队上来的TTUTT这孩子去年我就在关注了。同时关注的同为RM青年队成员同夺U19世界杯的五个年轻孩子中，06-07 Champion League里有Javier的名字可是一队名单里并没有；Adan虽然出色但是只要Iker仍然在上一队可能性很小；五人当中最出色的、个人最欣赏的Bruno消息全无，之前听说被别的球队挖走了；虽然B队降级了但个人同样喜欢的Mata去年是跟Granero一样在B队射手榜上排头的，原本最看好Mata被选上的结果还是没有。
早先夏季四处走穴似的比赛中看见Granero上场了，真是，RM就是吝啬到只有在商业比赛里才舍得锻炼小孩子=皿=
顺便一说Granero可是去年B队射手王哦，在西乙射手榜上也上前五的。虽然B队降级了有这孩子的成绩也不枉我关心了一赛季的西乙=V=
下面是官网的介绍：

Esteban Granero joined the youth categories of Real Madrid when he was just eight years old and has displayed his footballing talent since he was a child. In one season he scored 83 goals in the Under-10 division and in 1999 he captained the Under-12 B team that won the International Football-7 Tournament held in the Palau Sant Jordi in Barcelona by defeating Barça 1-0 with his overtime goal. He was also named the best player of the competition. He joined Real Madrid C at the age of 17, where he stood out for his talent and vision for the game. That same season, he debuted with Real Madrid Castilla in a match against Albacete, during which he had a goal assist and proved his tremendous potential. Granero made the jump to Castilla last season and slowly earned the confidence of coach Míchel until finally becoming an unquestionable starter.
死啦孩子你天赋太过了啊啊啊>/////////////////<

Humble and ready to lay it all on the field of play, Granero is all common sense off of it. He considers himself “very Madridista,” and whenever he has had the chance, he has declared his passion for these colours. Despite the fact that his main objective has always been to reach the First Team, the player has never obsessed and he knows he has to be very patient and work very hard. He time has come, and surely Granero will know how to use it wisely.
REALMADRID.COM
太忠心了……忠心的孩子我真是又爱又恨啊像Captain那样忠心到我看着都心疼啊啊啊TAT所以孩子千万不要学你家Captain那般忠心耿耿得让人泪奔啊啊啊虽然我内心又纠结的希望你一直对RM忠诚TUT
最后一句彻底被官网萌杀>////////////<写个报告就不要给我煽情啊口胡！

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对老家伙们的爱我从来都没有动摇过

Captain
队长你太太太太神样了两场比赛都有进球足够让罗里巴嗦的评论家闭嘴了哪个混蛋说要把你撤去板凳上面的！

Jose Guti
进球啦>////////////<现在他们终于认清中场不靠你连接RM的进攻就基本废掉这个事实了不会再有混蛋嚷嚷叫你回板凳了

Iker Casillas（人家才不是老家伙啦）
看到比分是5-0而不是5-1什么的真是太高兴了St.Iker的名号是货真价实的TUT回想上赛季就算Ruud耍超级帽子比分都是4-1的日子……虽然后防线有新鲜血液注入但最关键还是St.Iker你啦>////////////////<

Portillo
（青筋）哪里有西乙的比赛看！我就知道RM不会让小波回来的即使小波上赛季在西甲垫底球队拿到射手榜前十也不会！

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太嚣张啦你们给我收敛一点

官网访谈：

Guti & Van Nistelrooy
Guti and Van Nistelrooy scored two of the team's five goals tonight. Happy with their performance, they both talked to the media after the encounter.

Guti
"We all played brilliantly. We needed this after having a weak preseason. We've had a great start to the season with two fantastic games. This result will help us relax a bit. We will savour this victory in the next couple of weeks."
"Scoring so many goals proves we have fast and dangerous players with great touch on ball. We could've netted even more strikes and that says a lot in our favour; it proves we always want more."
JOSE虽然你一直都讲话不饶人但也太不饶人了吧喂||||||||||||||||||||||把人家Villarreal当成什么啊你||||||||||||别忘了人家可是有好几次绝佳机会的OTLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
……还有不要把自家的怪癖好当成很值得光荣的优点一样到处宣扬啦囧囧囧囧囧

"It's easy to play with Sneijder. We look out for each other whenever we can and we are both very happy with our goals."

"We have a large, competitive squad and a coach who likes touch football. We won't be able to play this well all the time, but the important thing is to win."
教练同学他还把本赛季目标定在冠军杯冠军呢…………才什么年月啊现实一点先打好联赛再说！自从Sneijder来了之后大家讲话都放肆了……

"I'm very happy, but we should be cautious because this is only the start of the season. Let's hope we continue playing this well."

Van Nistelrooy
"We all performed well, fighting and working very hard throughout the encounter."
JOSE你看人家荷兰叔叔多沉稳=U=

"Sneijder is amazing: he is only 23 years old and this is his third game with the Club. He has great quality and a fantastic footballing vision, without which he wouldn't be able to play this well."
帮自家人说话说得真起劲啊，不过Netherland National Team如果有了Sneijder我想我也会去支持Netherland的……话说现在RM荷兰人不少哦

"We told ourselves that we had to continue scoring goals after half-time. The hardest thing was to score the first strike."

"This League is like a marathon; it is very long. We must remain calm and take each game at a time."

"I don't grade myself; you can't do that in football. I want to continue playing this well. We train to win and these sorts of results are good for us. We attack and we defend. We all respect each other. That is the key."

"I hope to score many goals. If we continue playing this well, us strikers are going to have many more chances on goal."

Realmadrid.com

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这个星期的比赛都快开始了我才贴上星期的战报=U=

Villarreal 0-5 Real Madrid
Schuster's men destroy Villarreal and become sole leaders in the League
Quality football was victorious. Real Madrid played a brilliant game and won away from home. They had fun, created many chances and scored many goals. Villarreal gave a good image, especially in the first half, when they had several chances on Casillas’ goal. Heinze made his debut with the Whites.
几乎一整段都在晒命……所以说官网越发嚣张了嘛

El Madrigal was packed to receive Real Madrid and both teams gave a good image in a brilliant match. Villarreal had defeated Valencia 3-0 at Mestalla Stadium the previous week, proving to be an increasingly important side in the League every year. Cazorla, Pires and Tomasson, gave signs of being the key players on this year’s Villarreal. The fans had anticipated an enjoyable match with chances for both teams and that’s what they got. Casillas and Viera were very effective under their goals and thwarted several chances by both sides.
果然就是把乌拉圭人给卖了……看到Pires又心疼了不过他老人家一把年纪却成为Villarreal的中流砥柱了这也好……话说TITI也来西甲了……下次见面就不是战友而是敌人了啊啊…………
Real Madrid had a quieter start, with Villarreal practically sieging Casillas’ goal from the opening minutes. Pires took a shot from outside the small area, but the Whites’ keeper managed to save it. Real Madrid soon counterattacked through Wesley Sneijder, whose powerful shot from outside the box was slightly off target, but marked the beginning of Real Madrid’s onslaught.
Bernd Schuster’s attacking scheme resembled that of last week against Atletico Madrid. The only different player on the pitch was Metzelder because Pepe is currently injured. Against an attacking side as Villarreal, Schuster looked to create chances and advanced his defence in a bold and very brave move. Real Madrid’s great movement, speed and phenomenal touch on ball grew stronger against Villarreal, who focused on attacking down the left wing through Cazorla, who had an outstanding encounter. Sneijder led Madrid’s attack on the left wing too with a brilliant showcase of versatility and skill with both legs.孩子你就是太有爱了嘛>////////<

The Dutchman saw a run by Raúl on the 38-minute mark, passing the ball to the captain, who flicked it over the keeper and netted the first goal of the evening. This was Raúl’s second strike so far in the season –he scored against Atletico last weekend- and he never kept his eyes off Villarreal’s goal. Sneijder was relentless and kept looking for Robinho, Raúl and Van Nistelrooy, who took advantage of the danger he created.
Captain啦你永远是我最尊敬的Captain啦>/////////////////<

The first half came to an end with a brilliant chance by Cazorla down the left wing, alerting the Whites not to relax despite deservedly leading on the score-board. When the game was resumed, the Whites’ scheme didn’t change; they kept looking to score. Wesley Sneijder soon netted a brilliant free-kick; he kicked the ball on target with his right foot and it ricoched into the back of the net from the left corner of the goal. The strike was unstoppable and it was yet another display of the new signing’s amazing quality.

Villarreal strengthened their attack and created dangerous chances on Casillas’ goal, but Real Madrid continued attacking and soon netted a third; Sergio Ramos crossed the ball into the box for Van Nistelrooy to score after a fast run down the left. Ramos lifted his shirt up in celebration, which read: Puerta, hermano, descansa en paz. Nunca te olvidaré -Puerta, brother, rest in peace. I will never forget you-, in memory of the late Sevilla player Antonio Puerta who was a close friend of Ramos’, as they both came from the Andalusian club’s youth system.你要我讲什么呢我还有什么可以讲呢Puerta的噩耗已经让我心痛死Sergio你这孩子又一次在这种时刻击中我的软肋。

The show went on. Real Madrid were winning 3-0 only ten minutes into the second half... And the fourth goal came soon after. Guti received the ball on the left wing and, instead of passing it forward to the middle, he passed it back to Sneijder, who sent it to the back of the net grazing the far post. Villarreal, desperate to score one goal to save their honour, left many wide spaces, one of which Guti took advantage of to score a beautiful strike from right outside the box.

This impressive 5-0 defeat proved many things: that this season’s Real Madrid is going to play a beautiful game; that the Raúl, Van Nistelrooy, Robinho, Guti and Sneijder alliance is going to thrill the fans; and that seven scored goals and only one conceded strike in just two games proves the Schuster’s brilliant attacking scheme also includes defending well.
Realmadrid.com
这个状态可以一直维持就好……我有点担心德国人太冒进…………另外几乎整篇战报都没出现的Robinho居然在最后被Highlight了……官网你们在这个地方都要娱乐我=U=

MATCH REPORT:
0 - Villarreal: Viera, Javi Venta, Cygan, Fuentes, Capdevilla, Josico (Matías Fernández, 55’), Marcos Senna, Pires (Cani, 67’), Rossi (Guille Franco, 55’), Cazorla & Tomasson.
5 - Real Madrid: Casillas, Sergio Ramos, Metzelder, Cannavaro, Drenthe, Robinho, Guti, Diarra (Gago, 77’), Sneijder (Baptista,77’) , Raúl (Heinze, 57’) & Van Nistelrooy.
GOALS:
0-1, 38'. Raúl.
0-2, 49'. Sneijder, free-kick.
0-3, 50'. Van Nistelrooy.
0-4, 71'. Sneijder.
0-5, 79'. Guti.
REFEREE: Luis Medina Cantalejo. Booked Rossi (11’), Javi Venta (73’) and Ramos (52’). HIGHLIGHTS: Matchday 2 of the Spanish League. A minute's silence in memory of Antonio Puerta was held before kick-off. Ramón Calderón and Villarreal President Fernando Roig attended the match. Venue: El Madrigal Stadium. Attendance: 22,000.Realmadrid.com