史上最牛的中国式英语

      杂谈 2007-6-24 8:19

          1 . we two who and who ? > 咱俩谁跟谁阿
  
   2 . how are you ? how old are you? > 怎么是你,怎么老是你?
  
   3 . you don’t bird me,I don’t bird you
  
  你不 鸟我,我也 不 鸟你
  
   4 . you have seed I will give you some color to see see,
  
  brothers ! together up !
  
   你有种,我要给你点颜色瞧瞧,兄弟们,一起上!
  
   5 . hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
  
   有事起奏,无事退朝
  
   6 . you me you me
  
  彼此彼此
  
      7 . You Give Me Stop!!
  
  你给我站住!
  
   8 . know is know noknow is noknow
  
  知之为知之,不知为不知 …
  
   9 . WATCH SISTER > 表妹 
        

         10 . dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,mouse’s sons can make hole!!
  
   龙生龙,凤生凤 ,老鼠的儿子会打洞!
  
   11 . American Chinese not enough
  
   美中不足
  
   12 . one car come one car go ,two car pengpeng,people die
  
   车祸现场描述
  
    13 . heart flower angry open
  
   心花怒放
  
   14 . go past no mistake past
  
   走过路过,不要错过
  
    15 .小明: I am sorry!
  
   老外: I am sorry too!
  
   小明: I am sorry three!
  
   老外: What are you sorry for?
  
   小明: I am sorry five!
  
   16 . If you want money,I have no;
if you want life,I have one!
  
  要钱没有,要命一条
  
    17 . I call Li old big. toyear 25.
  
   我叫李老大,今年 25 。
  
   18 . you have two down son 。你有两下子。
  
   19 . as far as you go to die
  
   有多远,死多远!! ! !
  
   20 . I give you face you don’’t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face
  
  给你脸你不要脸,你丢脸,我翻脸
  

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