1.清明假期既時候,上課點名既時候......有人要去拜山請假,叫同佢名既時候....D同學就叫"他...今天過節....."

2.我地好奇問啊桐幾時生日.....佢好大反應甘話,"做咩呀?? 緊繫5可以比伱地知啦..甘伱地米知我銀行密碼囖" 狂暈!!!

3.聚會..見到好耐未見既牛哥......佢同風華頃...風華話打佢電話穩佢不過穩5到...牛哥話"伱點會有我電話號碼呀?我都無比伱......"跟住后尾講其他野.....講番以前既事,突然佢又話...."伱記5記得果次呀?我比電話號碼伱果次呢~~~~~" 笑死.......