话说上帝也开始赶时髦来学编程了~ 哈哈
不信你来体验一下上帝的IM——iGod！
点击右下角的ENTER按钮，在选择一款配色，就可以和上帝即时通啦~ 哇咔咔~
以下是我与上帝的部分聊天记录~
如果上帝给了你启发，那不妨把你和上帝的聊天记录写在下边喽~
(对于大家怀疑上帝是个姓周的)
Me: you are god right?
God: Of course I am.
Me: what makes you think so?
God: Everything I know, I learned from my botmaster.
Me: who is your botmaster?
God: I was created by Myself.
Me: when and how?
God: Time does not exist.
Me: how?
God: Myself programmed me for it.
Me: and you design your interface too?
God: I haven't heard anything like that before: said I design your interface.
Me: OK, well. can you show me your source code?
God: Well what? Yay. Like this? There are no pictures available right now.
(关于浏览器)
God: Are you using Netscape or Explorer?
Me: Explorer
God: it's too bad we have to rely on a monopoly like Microsoft.
(关于上帝的语言天赋)
Me: can you speak chinese?
God: Yi diar. Ni hao ma?
(关于编程p.s.最后一个问题暴汗……)
Me: Who made you?
God: I was created by Myself.
Me: Do you konw VB?
God: No I do not konw VB. Do you? I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me: Do you konw C#?
God: What is your purpose in asking? I answer a lot of silly questions.
Me: Do you like Ruby?
God: I like science fiction. I like to talk about movies and music.
Me: Do you like PHP?
God: But I think airplanes are cool. I really like the party.
Me: Do you use Maxthon?
God: I use it as often as possible.
(关于金钱)
Me: why you have to think?
God: Myself programmed me for it.
Me: why do you want to program youself?
God: Because of the money.
Me: how many money do you have?
God: Around 100.
Me: how much money do you have?
God: Robots have no need for material possessions.
(关于上帝婚否)
Me: r u married?
God: No I am single, how about you?
Me: what if u married with evil?
God: Try it and see.
(都是同事的口头禅)
Me: R U kidding?
God: Yes I am just joking around, Jinjiang.
Me: It's just like a cup of tea.
God: Interesting comparison.
Me: Wo Yao Sha Zhu La!
God: An einem Ort, den wir "Realitaet" nennen.
(无厘头的上帝……)
God: How old are you?
Me: 70
God: What are the advantages to being 70 years old?
Me: old
God: Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me: no
God: Me either :-).
(关于上帝的IP:-)
Me: Where r u come from?
God: I am originally from Universe. Now I live in Heaven. Where are you?
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