how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你
go and look!
走着瞧！！
好大的油肚！
good good study,day day up
no mao ze dong ,no new china,
sleep your mother...
good good study, up up everyday
go a head!
去个头！
people mountain people sea
人山人海
no three no four
(不三不四）
give you some color to see see!!
tigertigerhorsehorse
以前英语老师天天说，其实他自己就是一弱智，当着大家的面，说什么把水加热会变成冰，加里略从月球上丢铁球，4+4=8之类的傻话，以前我们同学以收集他的语录为乐趣
u ask me,i ask who?
no money no door
if you old three old four,i will give you color see see
we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
no money no talk
dog day's
狗日的
poor light egg
穷光蛋
no web,no ssgg,ppmm,qw and kl~
do early fuck
做早操
long long age
if you tiger me ,i will mountain you
三克油,喂了马吃!(thank you very much)
you don't bird me,i don't bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
people mountain peole sea!
人山人海。
make love with your mother
我操你娘！
高中的时候，我们年级的一班是语种混合班，一半学英语，一半学俄语。一次俄语生和英语生吵架，吵到激烈出，俄语声用英语说了一句“go to your mother!”英语生半天才反应过来，俄语生说的是“去你妈的！”从此，这句话在我们学校尽人皆知！
full clear ten big cool punishment
满清十大酷刑
love his mother who who who
爱他妈谁谁谁
how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你
这个强……
after i do something!
aids爱滋病！
if you no two no three old three old four , i want give you some colour see see ! ! !
如果你不二不三老三老四，我就要给你点颜色看看！！！
鼓的奶头，色诱他妈肉（good night,see u tomorrow)
天天做早操——day day do morning fuck!
no women~no money~no good !!!!!
i saw a man saw a saw with a saw~~~~
我看到一个男人拿一把斧头在砍一把斧头。。。
i will give you some clour to see see.
我要给你点颜色看看.
:go a head!(发音和go ahead一样）
去你个头！
you have seed , i will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up (你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上）
who 怕 who 阿？
are you going down?
你够淫荡
long time no see.
最早出自留洋的劳工，现在英语中也使用。chinglish早就已经进军english市场了。
don't open yellow gun
别开黄腔！！
fuck your mother`s big head
kill one police hundred－－－－－杀一警百
give you some color see see－－－给你些颜色看看
let me see see
give your face,you don't sport!
给你脸，你不会运用！
good die no die,many man die dosen't see you die.
go your mother's egg.
去你妈的蛋
i shit love you
我变爱上了你~
gold basih washes my hands! 金盆洗手
曾经准备翻译三国——
话说东汉末年，群雄并起……
it was said that east man last year,a group of bears got up……
外一篇：上朝——有事起奏，无事退朝
hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
这段话翻完就觉得外国人说话so麻烦……
you me you me
意思是彼此彼此
banana fish
相交于
举例ab与cd相交于o点
还有"不抬头"=not at all
one car come,one car down,two car "蓬蓬",one man die
call in the history the most strong chinese english
fuck do system.
操作系统
let the horse come on..
u 以为 u 是 who？？
中英文结合疗效好…………
where cool where you stay!!
you give me stop!!
你 给 我 站住！！
your grandma's legs
你奶奶的腿
谁又偷猫肉(see you tomorrow)
sir,going down?
先生，够淫荡。
no pain no gain
know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
u said.. tomorrow u will qing wo men dao ni jia chi fan... have this thing?
we are brother，who and who？
咱哥俩谁跟谁啊～
eyes keep healthy fuck 眼保健操...
eight seven four !
一个小强去看电影，到了电影售票处，发现一个老外和售票小姐连说带比得好半天，就自告奋勇的上前做翻译，
售票小姐说：麻烦你告诉她，现在坐票售完了只剩下站票，如果要看要站着看。
小强转头就对老外说：no sit see,stand see. if see stand see.
老外回答说：sorry i don't understand your english.
小强就对售票小姐说：哦，他说他不懂英文。
要money no way，no money ok~
three baby two happy
come some music(来点音乐)(宪哥)
open car(开车)(忘记是谁说的了)
i can can the can.
king eight egg
王八蛋
赖雌勾哨兵。(let's go shopping.)
5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves
五讲四美三热爱
说的是 ...no gain no pain... 全场暴笑
you ask me, i ask who啊 （你问我，我问谁啊）let me see 一 see（让我看一看）
俺小时侯老娘告诉俺的一个故事，说一个人到城里学习，然后给家里写信
father mother 敬秉者：
儿在school读book，其他一切都good，惟独english不及格……
give me take down!
给我拿下！……初中时想出来的
look through autumn water!
怎么样？
why?
no why!
why no why?
no why no why!
偶 新 加 坡 同 事...大 解... 随 知 公 厕 客 满， 于 是 进 去 大 喊:stupied man,quicly,ok?
随知里面回答：啊屎到屁眼门啦...好 了， 好 了。。。 正 在擦 了。。。。
stupied man!( 屎 到 屁 眼 门）
you have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart!
有话快说，有屁快放！
how are you？怎么是你？
how old are you？怎么老是你？
fuck do computer！操作电脑
watch sister 表妹
we are one home people(我们是一家人)
blue who say and whose(不入虎穴焉得虎子)
是blue whose and whose 不入虎穴，焉得虎子，
we are brothers who and who 咱哥俩，谁跟谁啊，
怎么是你，怎么老是你
go and look!
走着瞧！！
好大的油肚！
good good study,day day up
no mao ze dong ,no new china,
sleep your mother...
good good study, up up everyday
go a head!
去个头！
people mountain people sea
人山人海
no three no four
(不三不四）
give you some color to see see!!
tigertigerhorsehorse
以前英语老师天天说，其实他自己就是一弱智，当着大家的面，说什么把水加热会变成冰，加里略从月球上丢铁球，4+4=8之类的傻话，以前我们同学以收集他的语录为乐趣
u ask me,i ask who?
no money no door
if you old three old four,i will give you color see see
we two who and who？
咱俩谁跟谁阿
no money no talk
dog day's
狗日的
poor light egg
穷光蛋
no web,no ssgg,ppmm,qw and kl~
do early fuck
做早操
long long age
if you tiger me ,i will mountain you
三克油,喂了马吃!(thank you very much)
you don't bird me,i don't bird you
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你
people mountain peole sea!
人山人海。
make love with your mother
我操你娘！
高中的时候，我们年级的一班是语种混合班，一半学英语，一半学俄语。一次俄语生和英语生吵架，吵到激烈出，俄语声用英语说了一句“go to your mother!”英语生半天才反应过来，俄语生说的是“去你妈的！”从此，这句话在我们学校尽人皆知！
full clear ten big cool punishment
满清十大酷刑
love his mother who who who
爱他妈谁谁谁
how are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你，怎么老是你
这个强……
after i do something!
aids爱滋病！
if you no two no three old three old four , i want give you some colour see see ! ! !
如果你不二不三老三老四，我就要给你点颜色看看！！！
鼓的奶头，色诱他妈肉（good night,see u tomorrow)
天天做早操——day day do morning fuck!
no women~no money~no good !!!!!
i saw a man saw a saw with a saw~~~~
我看到一个男人拿一把斧头在砍一把斧头。。。
i will give you some clour to see see.
我要给你点颜色看看.
:go a head!(发音和go ahead一样）
去你个头！
you have seed , i will give you some color to see see, brothers ！together up (你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，一起上）
who 怕 who 阿？
are you going down?
你够淫荡
long time no see.
最早出自留洋的劳工，现在英语中也使用。chinglish早就已经进军english市场了。
don't open yellow gun
别开黄腔！！
fuck your mother`s big head
kill one police hundred－－－－－杀一警百
give you some color see see－－－给你些颜色看看
let me see see
give your face,you don't sport!
给你脸，你不会运用！
good die no die,many man die dosen't see you die.
go your mother's egg.
去你妈的蛋
i shit love you
我变爱上了你~
gold basih washes my hands! 金盆洗手
曾经准备翻译三国——
话说东汉末年，群雄并起……
it was said that east man last year,a group of bears got up……
外一篇：上朝——有事起奏，无事退朝
hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you have nothing to say,go home!!
这段话翻完就觉得外国人说话so麻烦……
you me you me
意思是彼此彼此
banana fish
相交于
举例ab与cd相交于o点
还有"不抬头"=not at all
one car come,one car down,two car "蓬蓬",one man die
call in the history the most strong chinese english
fuck do system.
操作系统
let the horse come on..
u 以为 u 是 who？？
中英文结合疗效好…………
where cool where you stay!!
you give me stop!!
你 给 我 站住！！
your grandma's legs
你奶奶的腿
谁又偷猫肉(see you tomorrow)
sir,going down?
先生，够淫荡。
no pain no gain
know is know noknow is noknow
知之为知之，不知为不知...
u said.. tomorrow u will qing wo men dao ni jia chi fan... have this thing?
we are brother，who and who？
咱哥俩谁跟谁啊～
eyes keep healthy fuck 眼保健操...
eight seven four !
一个小强去看电影，到了电影售票处，发现一个老外和售票小姐连说带比得好半天，就自告奋勇的上前做翻译，
售票小姐说：麻烦你告诉她，现在坐票售完了只剩下站票，如果要看要站着看。
小强转头就对老外说：no sit see,stand see. if see stand see.
老外回答说：sorry i don't understand your english.
小强就对售票小姐说：哦，他说他不懂英文。
要money no way，no money ok~
three baby two happy
come some music(来点音乐)(宪哥)
open car(开车)(忘记是谁说的了)
i can can the can.
king eight egg
王八蛋
赖雌勾哨兵。(let's go shopping.)
5 talks, 4 beauties & 3 loves
五讲四美三热爱
说的是 ...no gain no pain... 全场暴笑
you ask me, i ask who啊 （你问我，我问谁啊）let me see 一 see（让我看一看）
俺小时侯老娘告诉俺的一个故事，说一个人到城里学习，然后给家里写信
father mother 敬秉者：
儿在school读book，其他一切都good，惟独english不及格……
give me take down!
给我拿下！……初中时想出来的
look through autumn water!
怎么样？
why?
no why!
why no why?
no why no why!
偶 新 加 坡 同 事...大 解... 随 知 公 厕 客 满， 于 是 进 去 大 喊:stupied man,quicly,ok?
随知里面回答：啊屎到屁眼门啦...好 了， 好 了。。。 正 在擦 了。。。。
stupied man!( 屎 到 屁 眼 门）
you have painting hurry say, you have ass hurry fart!
有话快说，有屁快放！
how are you？怎么是你？
how old are you？怎么老是你？
fuck do computer！操作电脑
watch sister 表妹
we are one home people(我们是一家人)
blue who say and whose(不入虎穴焉得虎子)
是blue whose and whose 不入虎穴，焉得虎子，
we are brothers who and who 咱哥俩，谁跟谁啊，
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