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环球小姐怎样形容男性的性器官
>Miss Universe's last Question
>环球小姐最后一题
>Question: Ms America, how do you describe a male organ in your
>country?
>问：美国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
>Ms America: Well, I can say that male organs in America are like
>gentlemen.
>美国小姐：美国的男性器官象绅士。
>Question: How can you say so?
>问：为什么呢？
>Ms America: Because it stands every time it sees a woman........
>美国小姐：因为只要一看到女士，他们就会起立……
>(Applause! Applause!)
>(鼓掌、鼓掌)
>Question: Ms Spain, how do you describe a male organ in your
>coun try?
>问：西班牙小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
>Ms Spain: Male organs in our country are like our very own
>Bullfight or
>Toro(Bull)
>西班牙小姐：西班牙的男性器官象斗牛。
>Question: How can you say so?
>问：为什么呢？
>Ms Spain: Because it charges every time it sees an opening.
>西班牙小姐：因为只要看到有洞就会出击。
>Applause! Applause!)
>(鼓掌、鼓掌)
>Question: Ms Philippines, how do you describe a male organ in
>your
>country?
>问：菲律宾小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
>Ms Philippines: Well, I can say that male organs in our country
>are like
>gossip or rumors.
>菲律宾小姐：菲律宾的男性器官象流言。
>Question: How can you say so?
>问： 为什么呢？
>Ms Philippines: Because it passes from mouth to mouth.
>菲律宾小姐：因为它从一张嘴里传到另一张嘴里。
>(Applause! Applause! Stan非常棒哦^__^ Ovation! Applause! Applause!)
>(鼓掌、鼓掌，起立喝采，鼓掌、鼓掌)
>Question: Ms Iran, how do you describe a male organ in your
>Country?
>问：伊朗小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
>Ms Iran: Well, I can say that male organs in Iran are like
>thieves.
>伊朗小姐：伊朗的男性器官象贼。
>Question: How can you say so?
>问：为什么呢？
>Ms Iran: Because they like to enter through the back door.
>伊朗小姐：因为他们总爱走后门。
>(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! >Applause!)
>(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓 掌、鼓掌)
>Question: Ms India, how do you describe a male organ in your
>country?
>问：印度小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
>Ms India: Well, I can say the male organs in India are like
>labourers.
>印度小姐：印度的男性器官象劳力。
>Question: How can you say so?
>问：为什么呢？
>Ms India: Because it works day and night......
>印度小姐：因为日夜劳“做”。
>(Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
>Applause!)
>(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
>Question: Ms Malaysia, how do you describe a
>male organ in your country?
>问：马来西亚小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
>Ms Malaysia: Well, I can say that Male Organs in&nb spMalaysia are
>like Proton
>car.
>马来西亚小姐：马来西亚的男性器官象Proton 牌轿车(马来西亚国产车)。
>Question: How can you say so?
>问：为什么呢？
>Ms Malaysia: Look tough but actually very soft.
>马来西亚小姐：看起来很硬(造型类似HONDA)其实很软(一撞就变形)。
>(Applause! Applause! Laughter! Laughter! Applause! Applause!)
>(鼓掌、鼓掌，大笑、大笑，鼓掌、鼓掌)
>Question: Ms Singapore,how do you describe a male organ in your
>country?
>问：新加坡小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
>Ms Singapore: Well, I can say that male organ In Singapore is
>very Kiasu
>(Afraid to lose).
>新加坡小姐：新加坡的男性器官很怕输。
>Question: How can you say so?
>问：为什么呢？
>Ms Singapore: It&nb spalways wants to rush in quick and leave 15
>minutes
>before the
>show is over.
>新加坡小姐：总是冲进场，提前15分钟出场。
>Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause! Applause!
>Applause!
>(鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌、鼓掌)
>Question: Ms China, how do you describe a male organ in your
>country?
>问：中国小姐，请形容贵国男性的性器官。
>Ms China: Well, I can say that male organs in China are like a
>space plane.
>中国小姐：中国的男性器官象航天飞机。
>Question: How can you say so?
>问：为什么呢？
>Ms China: Because it brings you to paradise within few
>minutes........
>中国小姐：虽然不大，但几分钟内就可以把你送上云端……